Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Movie Review: Hiss

When a good Holywood director makes half the movie, and then an Indian B grade producer puts his mark on it, you get Hiss. It's like the rest of India - two different worlds trying to coexist together, but not doing such a great job.

A gora wants to capture a naagin for her naagmani, to attain immortality. He captures the naag, then waits for the naagin to come. The naagin takes a human form (Mallika Sherawat, who looks good, doesn't have a single dialogue in the movie, and has gone on record saying she did the nude scenes which were very obviously done by a body double) and goes on a rampage, sometimes provoked, sometimes not.

I do not know what happens in the end, because I left the theatre immediately after half time.

Instead of the movie, go to your local snake park.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't believe you went to see it in the first place!

Meghana. said...

Okay, is it just me or does anyone else think Mallika Sherawat needs a really good agent in the movie industry? She is not truly terrible at any aspect of movie-acting, she has screen presence for sure, so I think maybe an smart agent would some good?

Meghana. said...

"Instead of the movie, go to your local snake park"
LOL! That was funny.

Siddhesh said...

I agree :)